Nothing like that here, unfortunately, but there is a guy who sponsors weekly, and sometimes biweekly paid public ballroom dances. $8 or $9 to get in, but it's danceable ballroom music, with a hundred or more like-minded people, in a smoke-free, alcohol-free environment. He plays a good mix of music, and even calls out each dance, so people know what they're doing. Not a bad price, considering.