Heather2007
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I know I'm not the only one London-side to find many of these "performances" brain scrapingly numbing. That is: yet another demonstration of how not to show the audience how much you're enjoying the dance, how to remain mindblowingly s*xless with a 100% success rate along with how to execute a perfect example of an audition face. That is, for the next instalment of Robocop alongside Stepford Wives. So, I've come up with an idea to revolutionise, brighten up, adjust the body languages of the masses in that bit of my milonga time that I (and many others I understand) regard as being chewed into.
The performers do their bit to whatever track(s) they do their bit to. THEN: the man of the couple independently turns towards the audience selects a woman (he doesn't know) with whom to dance to one of the 3 tracks/styles: Millonga. Vals. Salon. The woman of the pair does the same with a man from the audience to lead her. This is repeated twice more with a fresh couple and then again. That is 3 tracks, 3 couples. This way it offers that pause in the milonga a whole new dynamic and something fresh to watch: that is a time for the non-teaching/non-performing people to be awarded their *3 minutes*.
My idea has gone out to the tango gods around town and am currently awaiting the response (note: not with breath held :raisebro: )
Okay, here's the fun bit - What would you do? Pablon Veron and a female of his ilk has just stepped in front of you with their hand out inviting you to dance. Just you, them and the spotlight. As well as tons of gaping eyes waiting for your response. What would you do? Shake your head with a polite "no thanks mate" preferring that over the possibility of messing up through nerves or would you boldly go where others dare not? Ha, ha, ha.