Criminal

Lockstep

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Today, in the early evening, I was minorly amused by the frantic running around of people, apparently believing that they stood any chance of reaching their homes before they got entirely soaked by the rain. From the comfort of my room, with windows providing an excellent view over the haircuts being all messed up, make-up being washed out and umbrellas being torn apart, I was having a good time.

Then the thought struck me. Thursday. Seven thirty. Damn, I knew I had forgotten something. Rain, or any change in the weather for that matter, always makes me forgetful somehow. On the other hand, my memory tends to be so lousy that I've never found 'forgetting' and 'remembering' to really cover the processes that go on in my mind. Running across some vague recollection of some bit of knowledge or recently-made appointment tends to be more by chance.

Unfortunately and predictably, this was one of the times when my neurons decided they should muster up some inspiration and tell me that I promised to go and help out at the local salsa class this evening, offering my male presence at a place where there was supposedly a dramatic shortage of this essential ingredient.

Another peek at my watch, and then, out of the window, did not improve my mood, but my erradic sense of responsibility finally got the better of me and drove me into the wetness outside. I was instantly tempted to run back inside, but the cold already seemed to have frozen my conscious thought and, in mechanical mode, got me to find my bike.

Several minutes later, following the exercise of several acrobatic movements to recover my bike from the middle of a muddy and slippery puddle, I found myself on my way to the local salsa bar. Naturally, the zipper of my jacket had expected its refusal to operate on this particular night to go unnoticed, as only a fool, idiot, or obsessive salsa-philantropist would go out in this weather. As such, the top of my shirt was rapidly sticking to my chest and while cycling as fast as I could, I felt the water creeping further and further down.

By the time I reached the salsa bar, I was shivering and freezing, and anxious to get myself dancing and warmed up, and to receive a small smile of gratitude from the girl who's partner decided not to show up tonight. Eagerly, I stepped through the door, and cast a radiant smile at the girl behind the bar, whose name I finally obtained a week ago. If she hadn't been the messenger of the nerve-wrecking news that she brought me, I might even have asked her for her phone number later that night.

Giving me the sympathetic look of someone who has been seeing customers fleeing into the bar, out of the rain, for the past hour, while I was letting the rain run out of my ears, I was told 'salsa is cancelled'.

Considering the emptiness of the bar, apparently I was the only one who had not been informed about this minor detail, being, after all, only a 'backup dancer'. Apparently, it was felt, it was not necessary to inform these people *before* they travelled through armageddon itself in order to offer their much-needed services.

Criminal, I call it.

Having nothing else to do, I struggled my way back through the atmospheric catastrophe, sinking down in front of my television with a cup of hot tea, and with a grim determination to get my compensation in the form of several sincere apologies and proper dances with the teacher and responsible infidels.

Criminal, I call it.
 
Lockstep, I'm now giving you a 'virtual' hug.

Yes, that's criminal. Lock them up and throw away the key! :twisted:

Rosa :)
 
You had that cute girl behind the bar all to yourself and you didn't atke advantage of the fact that she was the bearer of bad news!!!! Something like.."so you gonna make it up to me?"

Criminal, that's what I call it. Criminal!! :)
 
Lockstep said:
Today, in the early evening, I was minorly amused by the frantic running around of people, apparently believing that they stood any chance of reaching their homes before they got entirely soaked by the rain. From the comfort of my room, with windows providing an excellent view over the haircuts being all messed up, make-up being washed out and umbrellas being torn apart, I was having a good time.

Then the thought struck me. Thursday. Seven thirty. Damn, I knew I had forgotten something. Rain, or any change in the weather for that matter, always makes me forgetful somehow. On the other hand, my memory tends to be so lousy that I've never found 'forgetting' and 'remembering' to really cover the processes that go on in my mind. Running across some vague recollection of some bit of knowledge or recently-made appointment tends to be more by chance.

Unfortunately and predictably, this was one of the times when my neurons decided they should muster up some inspiration and tell me that I promised to go and help out at the local salsa class this evening, offering my male presence at a place where there was supposedly a dramatic shortage of this essential ingredient.

Another peek at my watch, and then, out of the window, did not improve my mood, but my erradic sense of responsibility finally got the better of me and drove me into the wetness outside. I was instantly tempted to run back inside, but the cold already seemed to have frozen my conscious thought and, in mechanical mode, got me to find my bike.

Several minutes later, following the exercise of several acrobatic movements to recover my bike from the middle of a muddy and slippery puddle, I found myself on my way to the local salsa bar. Naturally, the zipper of my jacket had expected its refusal to operate on this particular night to go unnoticed, as only a fool, idiot, or obsessive salsa-philantropist would go out in this weather. As such, the top of my shirt was rapidly sticking to my chest and while cycling as fast as I could, I felt the water creeping further and further down.

By the time I reached the salsa bar, I was shivering and freezing, and anxious to get myself dancing and warmed up, and to receive a small smile of gratitude from the girl who's partner decided not to show up tonight. Eagerly, I stepped through the door, and cast a radiant smile at the girl behind the bar, whose name I finally obtained a week ago. If she hadn't been the messenger of the nerve-wrecking news that she brought me, I might even have asked her for her phone number later that night.

Giving me the sympathetic look of someone who has been seeing customers fleeing into the bar, out of the rain, for the past hour, while I was letting the rain run out of my ears, I was told 'salsa is cancelled'.

Considering the emptiness of the bar, apparently I was the only one who had not been informed about this minor detail, being, after all, only a 'backup dancer'. Apparently, it was felt, it was not necessary to inform these people *before* they travelled through armageddon itself in order to offer their much-needed services.

Criminal, I call it.

Having nothing else to do, I struggled my way back through the atmospheric catastrophe, sinking down in front of my television with a cup of hot tea, and with a grim determination to get my compensation in the form of several sincere apologies and proper dances with the teacher and responsible infidels.

Criminal, I call it.

for all the awful writing, including mine, that i have seen at this forum, this is an excellent piece. :notworth:

i immediately found myself being soaked in the rain along with you. your character had shades of a calm rodney dangerfield, mixed with the grim determination of winston churchill.
 
Sagitta said:
You had that cute girl behind the bar all to yourself and you didn't atke advantage of the fact that she was the bearer of bad news!!!! Something like.."so you gonna make it up to me?"

Criminal, that's what I call it. Criminal!! :)

ok, so maybe we talked for a bit before i left, but ssssh, dont tell anyone, or ill loose my excuse for claiming compensatory dances ;)

thx gte :)
 
gte692h said:
Lockstep said:
Today, in the early evening, I was minorly amused by the frantic running around of people, apparently believing that they stood any chance of reaching their homes before they got entirely soaked by the rain. From the comfort of my room, with windows providing an excellent view over the haircuts being all messed up, make-up being washed out and umbrellas being torn apart, I was having a good time.

Then the thought struck me. Thursday. Seven thirty. Damn, I knew I had forgotten something. Rain, or any change in the weather for that matter, always makes me forgetful somehow. On the other hand, my memory tends to be so lousy that I've never found 'forgetting' and 'remembering' to really cover the processes that go on in my mind. Running across some vague recollection of some bit of knowledge or recently-made appointment tends to be more by chance.

Unfortunately and predictably, this was one of the times when my neurons decided they should muster up some inspiration and tell me that I promised to go and help out at the local salsa class this evening, offering my male presence at a place where there was supposedly a dramatic shortage of this essential ingredient.

Another peek at my watch, and then, out of the window, did not improve my mood, but my erradic sense of responsibility finally got the better of me and drove me into the wetness outside. I was instantly tempted to run back inside, but the cold already seemed to have frozen my conscious thought and, in mechanical mode, got me to find my bike.

Several minutes later, following the exercise of several acrobatic movements to recover my bike from the middle of a muddy and slippery puddle, I found myself on my way to the local salsa bar. Naturally, the zipper of my jacket had expected its refusal to operate on this particular night to go unnoticed, as only a fool, idiot, or obsessive salsa-philantropist would go out in this weather. As such, the top of my shirt was rapidly sticking to my chest and while cycling as fast as I could, I felt the water creeping further and further down.

By the time I reached the salsa bar, I was shivering and freezing, and anxious to get myself dancing and warmed up, and to receive a small smile of gratitude from the girl who's partner decided not to show up tonight. Eagerly, I stepped through the door, and cast a radiant smile at the girl behind the bar, whose name I finally obtained a week ago. If she hadn't been the messenger of the nerve-wrecking news that she brought me, I might even have asked her for her phone number later that night.

Giving me the sympathetic look of someone who has been seeing customers fleeing into the bar, out of the rain, for the past hour, while I was letting the rain run out of my ears, I was told 'salsa is cancelled'.

Considering the emptiness of the bar, apparently I was the only one who had not been informed about this minor detail, being, after all, only a 'backup dancer'. Apparently, it was felt, it was not necessary to inform these people *before* they travelled through armageddon itself in order to offer their much-needed services.

Criminal, I call it.

Having nothing else to do, I struggled my way back through the atmospheric catastrophe, sinking down in front of my television with a cup of hot tea, and with a grim determination to get my compensation in the form of several sincere apologies and proper dances with the teacher and responsible infidels.

Criminal, I call it.

for all the awful writing, including mine, that i have seen at this forum, this is an excellent piece. :notworth:

i immediately found myself being soaked in the rain along with you. your character had shades of a calm rodney dangerfield, mixed with the grim determination of winston churchill.

Yeah, I loved Lockstep's piece. The wonderful sense of irony that pervades the whole thing... :lol:

But your summing-up of his 'character' is great, too, gte! (That cross between Rodney Dangerfield and Winston Churchill... :!: )

Rosa :)
 
Lockstep said:
Sagitta said:
You had that cute girl behind the bar all to yourself and you didn't atke advantage of the fact that she was the bearer of bad news!!!! Something like.."so you gonna make it up to me?"

Criminal, that's what I call it. Criminal!! :)

ok, so maybe we talked for a bit before i left, but ssssh, dont tell anyone, or ill loose my excuse for claiming compensatory dances ;)

thx gte :)

:eyebrow: Sooooo what is it worth for us to keep our silence? :twisted: :lol:

Lockstep, ditto what the others said - I was laughing my head off! Congratulations though for your "dedication to salsa" :wink: Makes me want to dance with you myself, just to help make up for your efforts! :lol:
 
Pacion said:
Congratulations though for your "dedication to salsa" :wink: Makes me want to dance with you myself, just to help make up for your efforts! :lol:
Woah! Now that's *got* to be worth the bike ride in the rain my friend! Way to go lockstep! :wink:
 
SDsalsaguy said:
Pacion said:
Congratulations though for your "dedication to salsa" :wink: Makes me want to dance with you myself, just to help make up for your efforts! :lol:
Woah! Now that's *got* to be worth the bike ride in the rain my friend! Way to go lockstep! :wink:

definitely
 
As a fellow writer, I must say that it was a truly great piece. As for the rain...well, we aren't made out of sugar, are we? (*ducks thrown shoes*)
I love the rain. If my mother didn't tell me to get inside, wear some clothes, etc., I'd be out in the rain all the time!
Also, my specs. It's so annoying when they get splotchy.

Twilight Elena

P.s. Dedication. It's such a wonderful thing! :D
 

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