Phil Owl
Well-Known Member
Everything I Needed To Know In Life I Learned From Watching Batman
1) There's no such thing as too much labeling of everyday items
2) When in doubt, REVERSE THE POLARITY!!!!
3) It’s always good to have a brightly garbed sidekick to draw gunfire away from you
4) When the Commissioner calls, it’s NEVER good news.
5) You take care of your utility belt and it'll take care of you.
6) There's no such thing as useless information.
7) There's nothing like a bat-climb to help you limber up.
8 ) If you find youself in a room that appears tilted, chances are there are villains lurking nearby.
9) Always make sure the nozzle on the Bat-sleep spray is pointing in the right direction!
10 ) Always make sure your cape isn't stuck in the door of the Batmobile and dragging on the ground!
11) Always make sure you go down the right Bat-Poles!
12) Don't forget to wear your mask!
13) Make sure to wear clean underwear (thermal b if possible)
14) Good grammar is essential to crime fighting
15) You can use "going fishing" as an excuse for anything
16) Its bad on your transmission if your turbines are NOT to speed
17) People ignore most warning signs
18 ) Some criminals can’t or won’t be rehabilitated.
19) Some criminals can change their looks (even race) in any given week. (up to 3 times in 2 years)
20 ) Always check above your head when entering a room for nets that may fall on you.
21) Beware of strong stimulants.
22) Even though a wealthy playboy is being kidnapped in the next room, always take the time to hang up your civilian garb
23) You'll ALWAYS owe your life to good dental hygiene
1) There's no such thing as too much labeling of everyday items
2) When in doubt, REVERSE THE POLARITY!!!!
3) It’s always good to have a brightly garbed sidekick to draw gunfire away from you
4) When the Commissioner calls, it’s NEVER good news.
5) You take care of your utility belt and it'll take care of you.
6) There's no such thing as useless information.
7) There's nothing like a bat-climb to help you limber up.
8 ) If you find youself in a room that appears tilted, chances are there are villains lurking nearby.
9) Always make sure the nozzle on the Bat-sleep spray is pointing in the right direction!
10 ) Always make sure your cape isn't stuck in the door of the Batmobile and dragging on the ground!
11) Always make sure you go down the right Bat-Poles!
12) Don't forget to wear your mask!
13) Make sure to wear clean underwear (thermal b if possible)
14) Good grammar is essential to crime fighting
15) You can use "going fishing" as an excuse for anything
16) Its bad on your transmission if your turbines are NOT to speed
17) People ignore most warning signs
18 ) Some criminals can’t or won’t be rehabilitated.
19) Some criminals can change their looks (even race) in any given week. (up to 3 times in 2 years)
20 ) Always check above your head when entering a room for nets that may fall on you.
21) Beware of strong stimulants.
22) Even though a wealthy playboy is being kidnapped in the next room, always take the time to hang up your civilian garb
23) You'll ALWAYS owe your life to good dental hygiene
WIE!