Millionairess marries dolphin!

[Pacion]

Lovestruck millionairess Sharon Tendler has finally married the love of her life... a dolphin called Cindy. Ms Tendler - a 41-year-old rock concert producer from London - has been visiting the aquatic dreamboat at his theme park home in the resort of Eilat, Israel, up to three times a year for 15 years. But last week Sharon finally plucked up the courage to ask the 35-year-old dolphin's trainer Maya Zilber for the mammal's fin in marriage. She agreed and in a romantic ceremony they finally became dolphin and wife.

The bride was dressed all in white as she knelt beside the groom waiting in the water. And with a kiss the romantic union was sealed to happy cheers from spectators. After a mackerel reception, a tearful Sharon said: "I made a dream come true and I am not a pervert. "I'm the happiest girl on earth."

................. and it is not even 1st April!!! :?

 

[caityrosey]

Hey, unlike most men she can probably train this dolphin to dance!

 

[Pacion]

:lol: And put the toilet seat lid back down :lol:

 

[dTas]

why did they name a male dolphin "Cindy"?

i wonder where they will settle down.

 

[lynn]

well, since she's a millionaire, i'm sure she can put in an in-house aquarium :wink:!

 

[SDsalsaguy]

well, since she's a millionaire, i'm sure she can put in an in-house aquarium :wink:!

And probably afford some ocean front property too!

 

[Merrylegs]

Do you think they're registered at Petco?

 

[lynn]

And probably afford some ocean front property too!

um....but then she'll have to share her hubby with her neighbours !!

 

[SDsalsaguy]

Do you think they're registered at Petco?

No way... that's "where the pets go" -- they're spouses! :lol:

 

[SDsalsaguy]

um....but then she'll have to share her hubby with her neighbours !!

So he should only be a house husband?

 

[lynn]

So he should only be a house husband?

At least other women shouldn't be able to pat/touch him (hands off, ladies!!) !

 

[Rosa]

They walked up the aisle to the tuna "Salmon-chanted Evening." He said to her, "Baby, you got sole." She said to him, "Cod only knows how much I love you". The bride's mother said "I'm having a whale of a time." The happy couple kissed to set the seal on their love. But it was only a red herring! That night he showed her his mussels. But she clammed up. I don't want to see your cockles and winkles! she cried.

Only codding, he replied. But, the whiting was on the wall. She was too koi for him. "Stop carping at me," she cried. Her eyes were breaming over. "I've had enough, I want out". She was gutted. "You bass****" she cried.

Fin.

Rosa

 

[lynn]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[SDsalsaguy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ditto!

 

[WRhythm]

Too punny! Or rather....funny.