more goofy email from a friend

[fascination]

I usually delete these but I liked this one...maybe b/c it really embodies my friendship with this friend


Tired of sappy friendship poems?


1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my butt off!!

Tis is my oath...I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!

***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the true warmth.

**********************

Try sending this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then, get depressed 'cause you can only think of 4!

 

[samina]

lol, cute. i particularly like #6.

 

[LucyDiamond]

Nice fasc - thanks for sharing!

 

[fascination]

yep...#6, #1 and #5...the rest I can take or leave but those three slayed me...b/c they are so like her

 

[nucat78]

Outstanding!

 

[samina]

yep, really liked #5 too.

 

[fascination]

yea...and you have to know her but, spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew is just too perfect....lol...I actually have to dance against her and FP this weekend...and she's like; "hey, I hope they play a song that reminds you of him and you cry and can't dance"...and I'm like; "aren't you turning 50 next week so this is your last chance to get annhilated by me?...and I'm for sure going to use some creative arm styling to knock your pro unconscious"...we just laugh and laugh