Pacion
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Subject: Nine Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's Mini
van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive
lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to
myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the
weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two
men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning,
the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great
weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met
on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and
pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to
admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's
face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did, why do
you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? :wink: )
Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!
So, have you ever told a "white lie", was found out and it had a happy ending? :roll: :lol:
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's Mini
van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive
lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to
myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the
weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two
men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning,
the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great
weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met
on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and
pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to
admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's
face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did, why do
you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? :wink: )
Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!
So, have you ever told a "white lie", was found out and it had a happy ending? :roll: :lol:
