Hair is just dead skin cells. It grows back. What’s the worst that can happen? (Other than baldness and death by electric hair clippers, that is.)
Actually, I know it's irrational, but one of my fears is that one of us is going to accidentally cut the other with the clippers and then there will be bleeding and will we have to go to urgent care/ER.... blah blah apocalypse.
My haircut is not super complicated, but it is a little nuanced for someone like my spouse who has never cut hair, and even some stylists at the walk-in salon have not quite mastered it over the years. I don't want it to drive me nuts for who knows how long (it's not just how it looks, it's also how it feels) if it goes really badly.
I suspect we're going to christen the clippers on my son. Imma have to break out Youtube for the scissor cut part on top. In the meantime I'm going to keep kicking the can down the road.