Light Sleeper
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You know, that's never happened to me?
Even with the female teachers.
You've obviously not had a lesson with dot-dot-dot (lady teacher) who, I have it on good authority, pats all the men on the bottom if they do well.
Share your weird tango stories...
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You've obviously not had a lesson with dot-dot-dot (lady teacher) who, I have it on good authority, pats all the men on the bottom if they do well.
Light Sleeper
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Subliminal
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bastet
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Me, you're going to have to translate that for non-Americans - WTH is a wintergreen Lifesaver!?
A breath mint...a large size Altoid or Xtra Strong Mint with a hole in the middle....ewww...
I think almost all of people in tango community are mad (or crazy, or abnormal). So its very easy to see weird things in milongas
I think they are all passionate, in one way or another.
Subliminal
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Let's give the gentleman the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps he was merely placing it there for a moment, intending to retrieve it at the end of the tanda.
You said "gentleman"? Are we now going to debate the various definitions of this word?
bordertangoman
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or " I'm going to have your baby whatever you say"
Dave Bailey
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Clearly I need to take more private lessons with lady teachers.
Any more strange stories you'd like to share?
No names / locations, obviously.
Arrived for a private lesson in a private house as the previous student was leaving (so, not much time lapse between lessons)
Went inside... no teacher.
Waited awhile... no teacher.
Looked outside... no teacher
Called out... no teacher.
Tentatively began exploring the house in case there was something wrong...
Found teacher fast asleep on the bed in his skivies.
Went back to the studio and made lots of noise. Just as I was about to give up and leave, he came in apologizing (dressed, thank God!)...
Then proceeded to give me the most lame lesson I've ever had. Not only did he spend most of it overworking a move that seemed almost intended to sexually stimulate him (and had me on one foot for the ENTIRE TIME, resulting in pain in the joints of my leg) he gave me almost NO feedback or correction for the entire lesson. Barely spoke!
Everyone else who had a lesson with him loved him and said he taught them a lot...
Lilly_of_the_valley
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LOLArrived for a private lesson in a private house as the previous student was leaving (so, not much time lapse between lessons)
Went inside... no teacher.
Waited awhile... no teacher.
Looked outside... no teacher
Called out... no teacher.
Tentatively began exploring the house in case there was something wrong...
Found teacher fast asleep on the bed in his skivies.
Went back to the studio and made lots of noise. Just as I was about to give up and leave, he came in apologizing (dressed, thank God!)...
Then proceeded to give me the most lame lesson I've ever had. Not only did he spend most of it overworking a move that seemed almost intended to sexually stimulate him (and had me on one foot for the ENTIRE TIME, resulting in pain in the joints of my leg) he gave me almost NO feedback or correction for the entire lesson. Barely spoke!
Everyone else who had a lesson with him loved him and said he taught them a lot...
opendoor
Forum Master
Re: to keel over..
Oh, seems to be a true tango teacher !
Here´s is one about who usually wears espandrilles at privates. Kind of a disdain, isn´t it?
Oh, seems to be a true tango teacher !
Here´s is one about who usually wears espandrilles at privates. Kind of a disdain, isn´t it?