Sweet Revenge

[Pacion]

This is meant to be a fun thread so I am not looking for "confessions"* but what acts of revenge have you heard/read about?

* I don't want anyone being discovered for something they did and getting into difficulties, what with this being the internet/public domain

I have read/heard about:
- pouring water with grass seeds through the letter box of his apartment (whilst he is away of course) and when he came back, the carpet had sprouted :?

- if the ends of his curtain poles can be removed, putting raw fish into the poles. The smell as the fish started to decompose :shock: One guy I read about, almost had his apartment demolished in an attempt to find the smell

- cutting one sleeve off all of his shirts/suits, at the elbow :shock:

- one long suffering wife, here in the UK, poured paint over her husband's very nice car (when he had parked it in front of the house of his mistress). He later came home and found that she had also distributed the contents of his very fine wine cellar to all their neighbours, so that they had wine and milk on their doorstep, first thing in the morning. She also cut off one sleeve off of all of his expensive, handmade suits. I saw her on an interview a few years later and she said that now, she regrets it but at the time, boy did she feel good!

As said before, I believe in "sweet revenge" - being so sweet, they are unsettled/uneasy :lol: On a serious note, I do believe that the "world is round" and when someone is deliberately mean, it will come back round to them, so, I don't need to do anything :twisted:

 

[pygmalion]

Are you asking for deep, dark confessions? (corssed eye smilie here :lol: ) Noway. Not until somebody else fesses up.

 

[Pacion]

:lol: please don't tell me anything that I might then have to attend Confession :lol: I have never been (although I was baptisted Catholic) and I have no intentions to start now, not even for you :wink: :lol:

 

[SalsaGeek]

Mine would be fine a great dance partner/girlfriend and dance circles around my ex. muhahahahah :twisted:

 

[etchuck]

I'd rather be a bit more creative and set up your ex with someone you know he/she can't stand.

I'm horrible though with practical jokes, otherwise i'd offer some good suggestions.

 

[pygmalion]

Living well (or dancing well, in this case) really is the best revenge. Forget about the ex, and work on making yourself happy. By the time you see her again, you'll be on top, and she'll be exactly where she deserves ... in a BAD place. :wink: :twisted:

 

[peachexploration]

.........when someone is deliberately mean, it will come back round to them, so, I don't need to do anything :twisted:

I believe this too, Pacion.

 

[pygmalion]

Yup.

"Vengeance is mine, I willrepay," sayeth the Lord. Always works. :wink: What goes around, comes around. 8)

 

[Pacion]

Talking about practical jokes :shock: a few years ago, there were a couple of managers at my first "proper job" that were getting on my nerves. I had justed finished my studies and was bright eyed and bushy tailed but these guys thought they were the "bee's knees", but no one had the heart to tell them that bees do not have knees :lol: - forever going onto someone's computer if they forgot to lock their screen (which was not as required like it is today) and sending dodgy emails. One day, they did something (I have a vague recollection of what it was) and I thought, right :!: You wait :!:

Another guy was getting married and these two guys ordered a stripper, to come to the work drinks he was having. He had expressly asked them not to do something like as his fiancee would get very upset (I think he had invited her to come or she had said she didn't want any carrying ons like that.) Needless to say, there was a huge mess when the wedding guy found out.

The drinks thing was happening a few days after they did what they did to me. So, I waited :twisted: on the day when all the commotion was going on re the stripper, I left a note for one of the guys saying that "Ann had called". I then wrote the number for a famous ladies lingerie store called Ann Summers

I had so much trouble keeping a straight face! These two guys passed the note back and forth between them thinking that "the student" had gotten the message wrong :lol: One of them came up to me and said - was I was sure that the number I wrote down was the one I was given? :lol: With as straight a face as I could, I said "Yes. What's the matter?" The guy said, "the number is an out of order one". He was too embarrassed to admit that he was going through to a ladies lingerie store! :lol: I knew the number was valid, as I had tried it :twisted: :lol:

Up until this day, they never knew it was me and as they were both "soooo non dancers", they probaby never will come here to DF :lol:

 

[NeoDevin]

Some I have read about:

Large quantities of salt mixed into the garden.

If they go away for vacation in the winter time, and have a mail slot, get the garden hose, put it through the slot, and turn it on. The water will begin to fill the house, and anywhere it manages to start leaking out will freeze, thus sealing it in. In theory you could fill the entire house up.

Bologna on the car in the summer time (really messes with the paint)

Potato on the exhaust pipe.

Forward them all your junkmail.

Print off 5 solid black pages. Tape them together lengthwise so you have one long continuous black page. Start faxing. When the first comes through, loop it around, tape it to the last one. If you do this one at the right time, you can waste the entire thing of toner on their fax machine.

Order them pizza, LOTS of pizza.

Paint TEXT on the side of their car. Something slanderous, like "I cheat on my wife", or "Whore customer"

Paint Stripper...

Super glue can be used for many things... nails on doorhandles, decorations on the hood of someone's car, or just put on the windshield of the car, or windows of the house to make them impossible to see out of.

Glue + Sand + windhshield wipers

Pour various things into the heater intake vents on the car (milk, eggs, urine, thinly mixed concrete... just make sure whatever you pour in, you wipe up afterwards so they can't tell anything's been done)

Remove all the nuts from the wheels of their car. Add super glue, rubber cement, contact cement, etc. to the threads of the bolts. Screw the nuts back on, as tightly as possible, file the nuts as near to a perfect circle as possible, so it's impossible for anything to grip onto them. then proceed to slash the tires, destroy the brake rotors, etc.

Duct tape a can of butane, shaving foam, WD-40, whatever to any part of the car that gets hot (preferably under the hood, where it can do some real damage)

Put any number of things into the fuel tank. If you decide to use something like crystal Draino, be sure to put it into some sort of container that disolves in gas (like a slit ping pong ball, or a baloon), as the reaction when it comes into contact with the gas is quite violent.

Tie their car to something... like their house.

In winter, at night, duct tape a hose onto the roof of their car, turn the cold water on at a fairly low flow rate. By morning there should be an inch thick of ice covering the entire car.

Write a message in their lawn using diesel fuel.

Salt water poured at the base of their favorite tree will destroy it nicely.

Crickets are usually fairly cheap to buy at pet stores, why not get your target a few hundred of them as pets, to be released through an open window, mail slot, or into their car.

Cement mix or even jello powder into someone's toilet should cause them some frustration.

Nair makes a nice replacement for shampoo or conditioner, this would work best if you mix it in small amounts with their shampoo, so they can't smell it.

That's all I can think of for now, there was a good site about this somewhere, I'll post the link if I can remember/find it.

 

[ShyDancer]

Cement mix or even jello powder into someone's toilet should cause them some frustration.

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Jello (or Jelly here in Oz!) would be so funny! Must try it at My parents some time.....


I remember once these naughty 14 year old pouring dishwashing liquid into a water fountain....

 

[cocodrilo]

Neodevin pretty much summed it up! I'll hav to try some of those on my obnoxious neighbors! :lol:

Here are a few I actually participated in:

When I was in college, I worked at a restaurant. The manager was a witch and the kitchen staff especially hated her. Since murder is illegal in the state of California, we decided for revenge. We would sneak out the side door, 4 or 5 of us, and lift her car onto the sidewalk. We did this several times a week for the next few months, resulting in quite a few parking tickets for her! :lol:

I have noisy next-door neighbors. My motto is "Don't get mad, get even!" , so I decided to open my window nearest their livingroom and crank up a little "Whitesnake". After that, it was kabuki music, Indian music and "gagaku"(music played for the Japanese Emperor. Real eerie!).

These people also feed a stray cat, who uses MY YARD as his litterbox. One day, after finding a fresh heap o' poo, I scooped it up and went over there & rang their doorbell. When no one answered, I dumped it in the potted orchid at their door!

Here's one I saw on TV- a Japanese woman, whose husband had been cheating on her, cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush! He used it the next day! YUUUUCK! :shock:

 

[Swing Kitten]

- one long suffering wife, here in the UK, poured paint over her husband's very nice car (when he had parked it in front of the house of his mistress)... ...She also cut off one sleeve off of all of his expensive, handmade suits. I saw her on an interview a few years later and she said that now, she regrets it but at the time, boy did she feel good!

I would think a more fitting action would be to cut the crotches out of those suits... and every other pair of pants and shorts that he owns... infidelity is not something I take lightly! I think it's the worst (legal) thing someone could do! It hurts everybody.

I know a gal who took her cheating husband's belongings onto their driveway and lit them on fire... using her wedding dress as kindling! :shock: ... it was all well and good until she got arrested.

I'm not an advocate of physically hurting anyone... or doing something that could lead to someone getting injured (unlike NeoDevin ) but I love it when the punishment fits the crime! :twisted:

 

[Sabor]

ladies ladies ladies.. sensing way too much needless violence here! tsk tsk tsk.. ''make (violent) love not war" :wink: .. ok, include more veggies in your diet and u'll feel better LOL

 

[cocodrilo]

...but there's nothing as sweet as a little revenge now, is there?! :twisted: