Things to do in an elevator

ShyDancer

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1.) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg? How's your day been?"

6.) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7.) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9.) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don’t panic, they open again!"

15.) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.) Call out, "Group Hug!"And then enforce it.

18.) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21.) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26.) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to The other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"



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I wouldnt mind trying a few of these myself! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Oh whew... I thought you had something else in mind when it came to doing things in elevators... like coed-naked twister... :oops:
 
Did anybody mention having paranoid fantasies about the elevator cable breaking, losing all control, and hurtling 60 stories to your death? :shock: Not that it's ever happened to me, mind you. :wink: :lol:
 
Hmm, I avoid elevators at all costs...if there are stairs, I take em! Of course, if there's 32 stories to climb...well...it depends if I've had my Wheaties or not! :wink:

SG
 
Dance as if your life depended on it and let the other poor folks on the elevator get out of your way!! :wink:
 
Ever watch a movie where the actors have been stuck in an elevator and have had to escape through a tiny hatch above? I sometimes look for the hatch!!! :lol:
 
cocodrilo said:
Ever watch a movie where the actors have been stuck in an elevator and have had to escape through a tiny hatch above? I sometimes look for the hatch!!! :lol:

I always look for the hatch...just in case! I mean you never know right?? :lol: :lol:
 
ShyDancer said:
cocodrilo said:
Ever watch a movie where the actors have been stuck in an elevator and have had to escape through a tiny hatch above? I sometimes look for the hatch!!! :lol:

I always look for the hatch...just in case! I mean you never know right?? :lol: :lol:

I'm the optimistic type. Don't waste my time looking for the hatch!! :wink: :) I figure that if the elevator goes I'll probably go with it, and if it gets stuck then I'll have plenty of time to search for and use the hatch as I carry a pencil torch with me at all times!! :)
 
I guess this is one instance where the penlight would be handier than my Swiss Army Knife(ya never know when ya hafta open a bottle 'o wine!!!).
It's good to be prepared!
 
Who said that one can;t have both. Penknife and flashlight at all times. Chewing gum, chapstick, tissues, an energy bar...my credit cards, cash...it's a good thing I don't have a cell phone too!! At this rate I wouldn't have any space to put things. I would have to get a man's purse!! :oops:
 

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