Whats happening to bees?

bordertangoman

Well-Known Member
I heard a radio* programme which was documenting the devastation of bee popoulations in the US. So far scientists have not found a cause, but it has a far reaching effect on pollination of farm crops.

Is it:

Divine retribution;
man- made catastrophe
natural causes

discuss...

(* a radio is a wireless device which does live broadcasts into your home)
 
In the report that I heard some weeks ago, they mentioned a parasite.


?? FSM. Finite-state machine?
 
Flying Spaghetti Monster

Yes, I have heard mention of that theology. I hope that you realize that it is completely wrong. It's supposed to be linguini.


[Intended nod recognizing similar punchline in Red Dwarf]
 
I think its rather sad; but I have two equally unlikey theories:

1. Alien abduction. Some smart bug eyed monster has looked for a way to send our food supplies into crisis by abducting our pollinators. The next step will either be a ransome note or world domination ( Of cousre they could be Super-Intelligent Bees rescuing their diminutive cousins from oppression.)

2. Bees don't like GM crops and ar getting some kind of GM mutation to their immune system
 

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