Spitfire
Well-Known Member
This was on another forum...
#1-Marriages are made in heaven, but so again are thunder & lightning.
#2-If you want your wife to listen & pay strict attention to every word you say...talk in your sleep.
#3-Marriage is grand--and divorce is at least 100 grand.
#4-Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year,they both speak and the neighbors listen.
#5-When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
#6-Marraige is when a man and woman become as one;The trouble starts when they try to decide,which one.
#7-Before marriage, a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you say.After marraige,he will fall asleep before you finish.
#8-Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook.But the law allows only one wife.
#9-Marraige and love are purely a matter of chemistry. Thats why wives sometimes treat husbands like toxic waste.
#10-A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished.
#1-Marriages are made in heaven, but so again are thunder & lightning.
#2-If you want your wife to listen & pay strict attention to every word you say...talk in your sleep.
#3-Marriage is grand--and divorce is at least 100 grand.
#4-Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year,they both speak and the neighbors listen.
#5-When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
#6-Marraige is when a man and woman become as one;The trouble starts when they try to decide,which one.
#7-Before marriage, a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you say.After marraige,he will fall asleep before you finish.
#8-Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook.But the law allows only one wife.
#9-Marraige and love are purely a matter of chemistry. Thats why wives sometimes treat husbands like toxic waste.
#10-A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished.
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