First Competition.....Yay!

i can top that.

after a recent comp we were strolling, at 1 in the afternoon, from the hotel to the train station, dragging our rolling suitcases behind us. i was in Full Whore Paint <tm and123) which was fairly smeared and bedraggled already -- then i started to choke on my soda, causing black tears to run down my orange face and my eyelashes to start to flap around in the breeze.

out there in suburbia nobody walks anywhere to begin with, so we were already standing out as we tooled down the road with our luggage spilling rhinestones, but then i took on the appearance not just of a whore but a whore who had recently been beaten to tears by ... well, who else? my pimp (coach,) walking alongside me.
 
alemana said:
i was in Full Whore Paint <tm and123) which was fairly smeared and bedraggled already -- then i started to choke on my soda, causing black tears to run down my orange face and my eyelashes to start to flap around in the breeze.

ROTFLMAO!!!
 
i can *so* take him. he'll just whimper "why don't you just LET ME LEAD" and then fall to the ground in a heap.
 
Or, in my case, "I'm as good a teacher as HE is..." and then pouts over the fact that I don't write up a full 3-page lesson report over OUR lessons like I did with Alec....

LOL I love my coach.
 
alemana said:
i can *so* take him. he'll just whimper "why don't you just LET ME LEAD" and then fall to the ground in a heap.

mamboqueen said:
or, his dying words..."look at ME"!

Oh my god, you guys are killing me....

And then there is the ever famous - "are you going to WAIT for ME?"
 
latingal said:
And then there is the ever famous - "are you going to WAIT for ME?"

or, as my teacher says "how about if *I* lead?"...

and then there's the latest: "pretend I'm Max".

He kind of put an end to that when I told him what exactly would transpire if I really pretended he was Max!
 

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