Looking at cleavage

[nucat78]

Mmmmmmmm! Booooooooooooobs!

I dunno though, Sam, I see some gi-normous bottoms down here and well, it's just not aesthetically pleasing.

 

[BugBear]

'Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.'

Not that I've been told that.

Seriously. Not even once.

 

[wooh]

Don't you know? He's reminding himself every time of how lucky he is.

Told my husband of this thread and upon hearing this response from you, my husband said, "I don't know him, but I like him."

 

[DWise1]

Told my husband of this thread and upon hearing this response from you, my husband said, "I don't know him, but I like him."

Hopefully he knows better than to try using it, since you know where it came from.

Of course, if it works, then I'll have to charge a royalty fee. [grin]


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Another remark I heard decades ago in college, when a married man was chastised for watching a girl walk by: "I may be married, but I'm not dead yet."

Just remember whom he loves and whom he's coming home to. Besides, if he couldn't feel any interest, how much good would that do you?

 

[Peaches]

In a thread somewhere (also this one?) one woman described her husband's technique as "pan and scan".

No idea, of course, whether we're fooling anyone.

Eh, you're probably not fooling us. But you're making an effort to, which is appreciated. I don't mind a glance, and I know that when I wear low-cut tops that's going to happen, but I appreciate at least trying to be subtle about it. Blatant staring is just rude, regardless.

Oh, and it was probably me talking about my DH wrt the "pan and scan." Or, at least, that's DH's term...maybe it's someone else's as well.

 

[cornutt]

I think so...if the dude if locked in on them...it gets to be a bit much...

I figure if she can feel my eyelashes, I might be overdoing it a bit.

 

[wooh]

I figure if she can feel my eyelashes, I might be overdoing it a bit.

ewwwwww....
You'd better be glad I've already figured you for a gentleman, otherwise I'd have to drive over to Alabama to smack you for that one!

 

[wooh]

Hopefully he knows better than to try using it, since you know where it came from.

Of course, if it works, then I'll have to charge a royalty fee. [grin]

I'll let you know if he owes you any money.

 

[samina]

I dunno though, Sam, I see some gi-normous bottoms down here and well, it's just not aesthetically pleasing.

i didn't say mesmerizing = aesthetically pleasing.
mesmerizing = mesmerizing.

there is a woman in our town that i have a seen a few times over the years with the most extraordinary bottom i have ever seen. it is just wondrously large, the width of a sidewalk...a marvel of nature. who could turn away from such a marvel???

 

[fascination]

lol, you are a trip...btw are you SURE you don't have my charger?

 

[flashdance]

First time I've seen this thread and I'm actually eating peaches and cream in the process.

Dear god no.

 

[samina]

lol, you are a trip...btw are you SURE you don't have my charger?

what kind of phone do you have? i'll look at my bag that i brought back from the comp...who knows, mebbe it's lurking in there.

 

[fascination]

I dunno..a black one...with a wide input thingey...maybe a motarola...I dunno

 

[chachachacat]

I figure if she can feel my eyelashes, I might be overdoing it a bit.

Yeah, just a tad!

 

[etp777]

I'm sure it's already been mentioned, but since I haven't seeen it, and Joe isn't here:

TTIUWP