Looking at cleavage

DWise1 said:
Had to reduce it to 100x100. Cannot be held responsible for whatever aliasing ensued.

Like I said, I had to jump through whatever hoops all at once to get it to be accepted by the DF software. Even though where I already had it cached had been accepted before but was no longer acceptable. Whatever.

Last it snowed in the Real OC was back around the late 1970's, when I was in North Dakota.
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sometimes things change when we have upgrades...it isn't some sadistic plot to torment folks ;)
 
fascination said:
sometimes things change when we have upgrades...it isn't some sadistic plot to torment folks ;)
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I wasn't lodging a complaint. Methinks you're being overly sensitive.

Now, if there's anything you could do about getting it to display the date/time a message is posted instead of the fairly useless "this many minutes/hours/days ago", or at least giving us the option, ... .
 
Ok, remember the opening of "2001 - A Space Odyssey"? The apemen first noticed the monolith, then they danced around it, then one of them crept up, touched it and ran off? Then they all started jumping up and down, running up and touching it and then screaming?

Same thing. And where did I leave my warthog femur?
 
DWise1 said:
Hey, Tacad/MostlyBallroom (I hear that a lot of the ballroom action is at Atomic now; I'm there mostly for Lindy, having followed Shesha there).
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Yeah. While I like Atomic it seems to have sucked the life out of other places. Too bad. I like going to different places.

Do we guys understand what's going on in re cleavage? I assume not -- at any rate, I don't, since I'm clueless. Do the women know what they're doing with cleavage? Maybe, maybe not. I think that they have some idea what they're doing, but I don't know that all of them have thought it all through. While I'm sure that some of them have.

But what do I know? I'm clueless. It's my only defence.

With all my dance partners, I try to be polite. Cleavage or no cleavage, I assume nothing. If they seem to be doing something that could be interpreted as flirty, I politely play along, but I never try to read anything into it. I mean, I do have mirrors and I do know how to use them. I do realize that any actions that might possibly seem be provocative or flirtatious couldn't possibly be so construed, at least where I am involved.

Or should I quote the great Inspecteur Jacques Clouseau? "Assume nothing! Suspect everything!"

Then there was an incident at a salsa concert in Fashion Island where two women I knew were dancing with each other (a very frequent event locally, from what I have seen). A hook of one woman's vest snagged with the other woman's sweater. To save the sweater, I put my hands to both of their backs to prevent them from trying to pull apart and I instructed the one woman's daughter to reach in and unsnag them. I mean, there I was standing with two very remarkable cleavages before me (and I am not exagerrating in the least bit), and that was my primary concern and my course of action. After they had been disengaged safely, I did a double-take on one of their cleavages, because the vest was arranged to reveal a lot of the bra's lace. It took me a couple seconds before I finally realized that she had arranged it that way on purpose. Problem solved.

So if anything might possibly be construed, when it involves me then it must mean nothing and I operate accordingly. I am, after all, clueless. It is my only defense.

[Note: Refer to A Christmas Story when the yellow-eyed bully attacked and the kid brother just fell to the ground motionless. It was his only defense, as the narrator noted.]
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Sounds good. Even if they do intend something it doesn't really matter. It's my decision as to whether to act either way. And that's according to my principles. We're messed up if we go according to what we think they're doing or what we think they want. Even if we're right lol.
 
Fast learner! You didn't even need 28 years of marriage to learn that whatever we do, we're wrong.


The dance scene in Orange County -- meaning the studios and teachers -- can get cut-throat. Check out Nancy Lester's "This Week in Dance" page at http://www.ocdance.com/thisweek.html. Then go to the Google Maps at the bottom of the page. That's an insane concentration of studios. And then every weekend you have several different dances competing with each other. There are only so many dancers here and too many venues vying for them. And of course the ones who don't know how to dance have the Lemondrop Club's weekly dances to go to (ie, free-style; I've never gone, because I doubt very much whether I'd find any women who can dance).
 
DWise1 said:
Fast learner! You didn't even need 28 years of marriage to learn that whatever we do, we're wrong.
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Not so fast actually.

I was thinking that right or wrong I'd do my own thing.

The dance scene in Orange County -- meaning the studios and teachers -- can get cut-throat. Check out Nancy Lester's "This Week in Dance" page at http://www.ocdance.com/thisweek.html. Then go to the Google Maps at the bottom of the page. That's an insane concentration of studios. And then every weekend you have several different dances competing with each other. There are only so many dancers here and too many venues vying for them. And of course the ones who don't know how to dance have the Lemondrop Club's weekly dances to go to (ie, free-style; I've never gone, because I doubt very much whether I'd find any women who can dance).
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That's a lot. There are at least two at Lemondrop who can dance. They used to go to Avant Garde a lot and I suppose got drawn away by the dark side lol. I suspect that they may show up at Cooper's Halloween dance Friday. Probably a fair amount of cleavage will be there, to keep on topic. :rolleyes:
 
DWise1 said:
Fast learner! You didn't even need 28 years of marriage to learn that whatever we do, we're wrong.
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:applause: As I told my son-in-law just prior to the ceremony, "From this day on, whatever you do and whatever you say will be wrong. Accept that and you'll be fine."
 
tj said:
...pssst, Sagitta is a guy, so I hope you're not expecting him to show photos of himself in a little black dress.

(seinfeld) Not that there's anything wrong with that. Lol! (/seinfeld)
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I pretty much picked up on that, but thanks.

And who knows, dim lighting and a little wine, maybe Sagitta looks not too bad in that dress.
 
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