Millionairess marries dolphin!

Rosa said:
They walked up the aisle to the tuna "Salmon-chanted Evening." He said to her, "Baby, you got sole." She said to him, "Cod only knows how much I love you". The bride's mother said "I'm having a whale of a time." The happy couple kissed to set the seal on their love. But it was only a red herring! That night he showed her his mussels. But she clammed up. I don't want to see your cockles and winkles! she cried.

Only codding, he replied. But, the whiting was on the wall. She was too koi for him. "Stop carping at me," she cried. Her eyes were breaming over. "I've had enough, I want out". She was gutted. "You bass****" she cried.

Fin.

Rosa :rolleyes:
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For some strange reason, I am not seeing the advanced icons on this computer. No matter!

:bows: :bows: :lol:

(a) I wonder what the owner of "Cindy" must be thinking/how much must have been paid
(b) If the millionairess did meet a two legged mammal that she wanted to marry, whether she can do so or whether she will have to get a "divorce" or an "annulment" from "Cindy"
(c) Whether "Cindy" can get a share of the millions :?

As to the question how come a male dolphin was called Cindy? Perhaps he was called Cindy before it was realised he was a he? Perhaps someone into marine life ie. dolphins, can shed some light on this one? I believe it takes a while before you can be sure a male kitten is a male kitten - perhaps it is the same with dolphins? What do I know? :?
 
this is a wacky question, but what happens to the inheritance that the millionairess leaves behind? Does it go to the owner of Cindy??
 
lynn said:
this is a wacky question, but what happens to the inheritance that the millionairess leaves behind? Does it go to the owner of Cindy??
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Maybe it goes to Cindy's school (of dolphins).
 
Joe said:
Do they allow same-sex marriages in England? ;)
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As pygmalion says, they do now. Throughout the UK. One of the first couples to do it were Elton John and Dolphin (sorry, make that 'David'!) Furnish. Good luck to 'em! :cool: :D

But not inter-species... give it a few years yet...

Rosa :)
 
Joe, the "wife" may be English/British but the wedding took place in Eilat, Israel ;)

Yes, same sex marriages are now allowed, but only as a civil ceremony, not as a church service. As Rosa said, Elton John and David Furnish were amongst the first in England - there was a two hour traffic jam, comprised of his guests, as they tried to navigate the "country lane" to his manor in their various cars/limos but, that is another story ;)
 
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