So it's been a weird few hours.
Last night I went to yoga class, and I remember putting my driving gloves in my pocket after parking the car and walking to class. After class I'm in the car trying to pull out my driving gloves, and there's no gloves. So I get out of the car thinking they dropped on the ground, but no gloves. Then I pat my pocket again, and I feel the bulk of the gloves. Apparently the pocket has two layers, and my gloves burrowed into the second layer. No idea how this happened.
This morning I put on a sweater dress I bought at Macy's on Thanksgiving (50% off). It's not fitting right, the arms feel strange, and the neck isn't laying right. My first thought is, did I overeat this badly on Thanksgiving? My next thought is what it digging into my neck and why does my neck itch? You guessed it, I put the dress on backwards. Everything fit fine once I had it on the right way. And no, I didn't notice putting it on, because the dress looks the same back and front.
The wall clock in my bedroom is running 30 minutes slow. Apparently I need to change the battery.
And my car has been drinking again. There's about 6 empty water bottles around the passenger front seat.