Looking at cleavage

I don't think anyone has brought this up yet, but his eyes are down there then what is that doing to his top-line?


Uh, wait a moment ... . Salsa section. Hmm.

Never mind.


[returning to cleaning up while the spaghetti sauce cooks]
 
Vmec posted publically because he/she/it is a troll. They've already gotten two mods involved and caused one member to leave the thread and decided to continue taking pot-shots after he had left. I am sure vmec is hoping cornutt will backtrack on his promise to leave, giving something else for vmec to argue about. While he is gone, vmec is having fun provoking response by using offensive language.

I just hope people ignore this little troll and we can keep our happy little cleavage thread unlocked.
please leave the assignement of whether or not the person is a troll to the staff...if that happens to be the case it will be dealt with...at this juncture, I am rather embarrassed by the presumtions here... I think erring on the benefit of the doubt would be best...
 
Aren't all women? :)

Actually, it has been proven mathematically that women are evil:


Mathematical Proof Women are Evil

First we state that women require time and money:
Women = Time × Money

And as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money

Therefore:
Women = Money × Money = (Money)²

And because "money is the root of all evil":
Money = SQRT(Evil)

Therefore:
Women = (SQRT(Evil))²

And we are forced to conclude that:

Women = Evil

QED
 
sigh...yes, definately the balance of historical evil definately falls upon women...sigh...can we please get back to the topic and do so with a spirit of goodwill?
 
No, its simple, they (baubles and all) are there to torture you. Thats the essence of the feminine mistique.

[Oh-oh, did I reveal too much...]

To paraphrase an old song from about 1972:

"If it feels this good getting tortured,
Girl you just keep on torturing me,
Until you torch me up."
 
sigh...yes, definately the balance of historical evil definately falls upon women...sigh...can we please get back to the topic and do so with a spirit of goodwill?


Alright. About two years ago I was walking down the road in denim cutoffs. A jeep full of probably college age girls went by, hooting and hollering at me. I felt like a cheap object for their lascivious delectation. Loved it!

So, I don't get why some women do not like to be respectfully admired.
 
Alright. About two years ago I was walking down the road in denim cutoffs. A jeep full of probably college age girls went by, hooting and hollering at me. I felt like a cheap object for their lascivious delectation. Loved it!

So, I don't get why some women do not like to be respectfully admired.
dont get me wrong... I love to be respectfully admired....I just found the math attributing women to be the root of all evil (via the associative properties of math) to be a bit much...then again, I never was much for math...married an engineer turned lawyer to handle those things...but, in spite of my defense of vmec, I am most definately happy to be appreciated by a man ...even cuddled...just not leered at like a tiger salivates over prey ...and I myself am plenty guilty of appreciating the various attributes of several men with whom I have occasion to feast my eyes upon...but I would never "lock in" on their naughty bits
 
sigh...yes, definately the balance of historical evil definately falls upon women...sigh...can we please get back to the topic and do so with a spirit of goodwill?

Don't worry. If you stop and think and retrace your steps, I'm sure you'll eventually figure out where you had misplaced your sense of humor.
 
I don't suppose it's proper to compliment a women on her cleavage at first sight is it? I mean wouldn't that take away the predatory element of a starer?
 

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