Maybe i need a new signature line, something like
"I am not a dancer, nor do i pretend to be one on the internet - i have just watched a few youtube videos. Nothing i say should be considered dance advice or refers to actual dancing. I do not claim to ever have actually gone to a milonga or embraced an actual dance partner."
Gssh
Okay, but that would be - how do we say it in political circles? - a misstatement.